Does a big dumper make you better at baseball? The answer lies in the power of glutes. In this article, we explore the fascinating connection between gluteal muscles and baseball performance, featuring an interview with Bret "The Glute Guy" Contreras, a leading expert on glute muscles. We delve into the story of Cal Raleigh, a baseball player with a notable backside, and how his glutes have contributed to his success on the diamond. We also examine the historical significance of big butts in baseball, from early 20th-century stars like Honus Wagner and Lou Gehrig to modern-day power hitters like Kyle Schwarber and Aaron Judge. We discuss the role of glutes in generating power and force, and how they are crucial for success in baseball. We also explore the cultural significance of big butts in baseball, from websites and social media pages dedicated to them to the nickname "Big Dumper" bestowed upon Cal Raleigh by his teammate Jarred Kelenic. Finally, we conclude by emphasizing the importance of glutes in baseball and how they can never be big enough for an athlete's success.